Just Do It!

Motivation: desire or willingness to cut your lawn

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Famous Last Words

“Can I just ask you a question before we execute you?”

“Sure, fire away…”

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Printing

I’ve just designed a new typeface called Erudite, it’s the font of all knowledge.

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Dangers of Internet Shopping!

I bought a whodunit DVD from eBay, unfortunately when I got it the case was cracked…

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Animal Crackers

I was driving home last night when I passed a Pet Ambulance.  I thought, what a weird thing to keep as a pet…

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New Job

“Hi I’m the new hangman… I was told if I came here someone would show me the ropes”

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Sporting News!

Plans to introduce a new event at the next Paralympic Games were finally abandoned this week. Mr O Fisheal from the Olympic Committee confirmed, “Unfortunately a trial of the wheelchair hurdles just resulted in a massive headache for all concerned”.

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