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Automobiles
Bought a Citroën Quasimodo, got if form Hatchbacks of Notre-Dame
Sports
Imagine my disappointment; having bought a pair of wombats I was completely unable to find a local wom league.
Racist?
Went to the hospital the other day and they asked if I was squeamish… I said I’ve never even BEEN to Squeam!
Printing
I’ve just designed a new typeface called Erudite, it’s the font of all knowledge.
Dangers of Internet Shopping!
I bought a whodunit DVD from eBay, unfortunately when I got it the case was cracked…
Animal Crackers
I was driving home last night when I passed a Pet Ambulance. I thought, what a weird thing to keep as a pet…
New Job
“Hi I’m the new hangman… I was told if I came here someone would show me the ropes”
Genealogy
My better half has started calling me “hun” Coz you’re sweet? No, because I’m related to a nomadic group of people who are known to have lived in Eastern Europe, the Caucasus, and Central Asia between the 1st century AD and … Continue reading
Learning Photography
I spent hours trying to workout how to use my new camera, then all of a sudden, it just clicked
The Dangers of Mechanics!
“You be careful changing the angular momentum of that object!” “Why?” “Careless torque costs lives”
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